Hello, I’m Matt Berry and welcome to the only app that gives you an erotic soundtrack tailored to the intensity of your love making. The harder you go at it the raunchier the music becomes. Whether you’re placing your device gently on a mattress before the main event, or taking it out and waving it around down the pub this app uses the iPhone’s gyroscopic and accelerometric capabilities to provide the perfect sensual soundtrack. Not only that but by measuring your rhythm and speed my app will also judge your performance accordingly. Stallion? Love God? Whichever you think you are, Matt Berry’s Sexytime Soundtrack is the perfect tool for men and women who are both open-minded and competitive.
Full features:
- Three separate soundtracks – Expert Sex, Ugly Sex and Holiday Sex
- Measure your performance: were you faster or slower than usual?
- Enjoy my firm but experienced advice while you work
- Enjoy all of my erotic advice as a bonus Soundboard
- Share your impressive ranking on Facebook and Twitter